He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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