I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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