Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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