Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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