i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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