"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
