Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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