good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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