Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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