I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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