I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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