i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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