I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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