sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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