He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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