glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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