There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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