im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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