Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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