do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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