He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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