You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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