Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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