he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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