What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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