its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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