elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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