Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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