belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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