I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
it's like heaven, but drunker
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
