I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
