FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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