Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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