S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.