Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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