i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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