My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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