Sponge bath it is.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
tell me about the fingering
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