She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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