that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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