Duck Duck Cougar?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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