I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."