This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.