So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.