im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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