If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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