Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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