question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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