My friends, they love my intelligence
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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