yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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