Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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