Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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