I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So. Much. Porn.
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