My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Randomize
