DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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