Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm having to shit out rocks
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