I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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