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garbage dick
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you win
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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