How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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