You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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